Help me

I don’ thave a fekking clue how to do basic editing here.

For instance… I don’t want any line spacing when I hit the return carriage.

i mean, when I write a poem, does this mean I have to have a space between each line?

Tis now the winter of my discontent

Romeo, wherefore art thou, big boy?

For it is better to dodge the slings and arrows

of a dagger in my hand

than to have a horse with all these fucking line spacings.

It makes no sense, does it?  Not that having the linespacing issues would make any frigging difference.  Geez, if I wanted double line spacings, I would just hit the return key twice. How fucking difficult is that?

Apparently the designers at WordPress think it will be very difficult.

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13 Responses to “Help me”

  1. Colleen Says:

    complaining again are you?

    *snore*

    this is a crap site!

  2. Simon Says:

    They cater for yanks. Yanks are too lazy to push enter twice. They are also fat and ugly and annoying but that’s another story.

    • niels70 Says:

      let’s hope I don’t have too many yanks visiting this post, eh Simon. The might ask for your whereabout and then they might sit on you with their big McDonald’s arses.

  3. ChrisH Says:

    Hold down the shift key while you hit enter. Voila, single spacing. Luddite.

  4. Bron Says:

    Hey Niels,
    What a way to start oof your new blog!! LOL
    I can’t be of much help but I hope you come right!!
    Have a good one :)

  5. Christine Says:

    Esih Niels Littercrash is definately easier to edit!!
    Come home!!!

  6. Madmom Says:

    Come back. All is forgiven.

  7. Lo-Ammi Says:

    Heita, rooinek!

    Ek like jou amalgamated poetry.

    You are amongst the yanks now. They only cater for their own and expect the whole world to say thank you, baas.

    I am with Simon Says.

    Kom terug huis toe, Nielsie. We miss you.

  8. Lo-Ammi Says:

    Oh, there is a link to RSS at the bottom of the page – one for entries and one for comments – I’m not sure if you can see them, but the readers can.

    I’m sure they’ll have a badge on their site that you van embed on your blog so that people can subscribe. Its the american way…

  9. Alistair Says:

    Apparently there’s no pleasing some people.

  10. Sydnei Says:

    ooo nice little spot you’ve made for yourself here…

    I can be found here:

    http://plainpainkillerjane.wordpress.com/

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